A senior citizen Caught for Speeding

A senior citizen drove his brand new Porsche to 100 kmph, looking in his rear view mirror , he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150 …then 170 …
Suddenly, he thought, I’m too old for this nonsense ! ” So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him .
The officer walked up to him , looked at his watch and said , ”Sir , my shift ends in ten minutes , Today is Friday and I’m taking off for the weekend , If you can give me a reason that I’ve never heard before for why you were speeding , I’ll let you go ”

The Man looked very seriously at the police man , and replied , ” Years ago , my wife ran off wid a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back , ”

The Cop left saying ”Have a greatday, Sir”