Sardar Joke Collection

Sardar Hi Sardar :

2 Sardars bank lootne gaye,
Par gun bhool gaye….
Phir bhi bank loot liya

Kaise???

Bank Manager bhi sardar tha.
Bola
“I trust you, gun kal dikha dena”
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Santa ko koi mobile pe tangh karta tha

Santa ne new sim card kharid kar tang karnewalle ko sms kiya

“Mene woh sim band kar diya hai, ab tu toh kya tera baap bhi mujhe tangh nahin kar sakta!”
————————————————- Santa: Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai:
Shopkeeper: Aap isse 100 floor se niche girao, ye mirror 99 floor tak nahin tutega

Sardar: Wah!! Pack it..
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Sardarni: Lo, light chale gayee
Sardar: Light chali gayee toh kya, fan chalu kar
Sardarni: Lo, kee na wahi sardaron-waali baat –

Agar fan chalu kiya toh mombatti bhuj nahin jayegi ?

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Postman :- Oye Paapey ! Pata hai muje yeh packet deliver karne k liye 5 meel chalna pada.
Sardarji :- Kyun ?
Aap courier kar dete…….
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NASA ne 3 sardaron ko chand pe bheja.

Rocket uda magar aadhe raaste se vaapas aaya.

Unko kaaran pucha gaya toh boley: Aaj amaaswas hai, chand to nahi hoga.
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Banta was in the bathroom for a long time. His wife shouted: “Did you find the shampoo?”

He answered, “Yes,but I’m not sure what to do… it’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine. So now I am waiting for my hair to dry before I can use it!”.

Bolo Ta ra ra ra