Sardar Hi Sardar: latest sardar jokes collection

Sardar Hi Sardar 
     
2 Sardars bank lootne gaye,
Par gun bhool gaye…
Phir bhi bank loot liya
Kaise???
Bank Manager bhi sardar tha.
Bola
“I trust you, gun kal dikha dena”….!!
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Santa ko koi mobile pe tangh karta tha
Santa ne new sim card kharid kar tang karnewalle ko sms kiya
“Mene woh sim band kar diya hai, ab tu toh kya tera baap bhi mujhe tangh nahin kar sakta!”..!!
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Shopkeeper: Aap isse 100 floor se niche girao, ye mirror 99 floor tak nahin tutega
Sardar: Wah!! Pack it….!!
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Sardarni: Lo, light chale gayee
Sardar: Light chali gayee toh kya, fan chalu kar
Sardarni: Lo, kee na wahi sardaron-waali baat,
Agar fan chalu kiya toh mombatti bhuj nahin jayegi….??
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NASA ne 3 sardaron ko chand pe bheja.
Rocket uda magar aadhe raaste se vaapas aaya.
Unko kaaran pucha gaya toh boley: Aaj amaawas hai, chand to nahi hoga….!

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4 Sardar train k piche baag rahe the..
2 chadh gaye,to train me logo ne kaha
“WELL DONE”
Sardar-khaak well done
Jana to unhe tha,
Hum to chhodne aaye the.

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Sardar:Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati

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Sardar-Yaar ye
SENT MESSAGE
Kya hota hai?

Dusra sardar-Ghochu,
Bevkuf
Tune Hi Sardaro Ka Naam Kharab Kiya H

Sent Message Matlab

Khushbu Wala Message

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Sardar teacher ne exam ke liye Question Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye.!
Question the :
1. China kis Desh me he ?
2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati he ?
3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota he?
4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte he?
5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan he?

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Sardar apni Billi se tang aa ke use
dur chhod aya.
Ghar aya to billi vapas aa gai thi !
Wo dusari bar chhod aya aur billi
phir vapas aa gai !
3rd time wo use bahut dur aur
complicated route pe chhod aya.
Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko
phone kiya: Kya Billi ghar aa gai?
Biwi:Yes
Sardar: Us kamini ko bhej yahan,
main rasta bhul gaya hun….

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Sardar park me baita tha
Friend:kya kar raha hai?
Sardar:badla le raha hu.
Friend:kisse?
Sardar: waqt ne muje barbad kiya
hai, ab me waqt barbad kar raha
hu…

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1 Sardar Hanuman Jayanti Pe Mandir
Gaya.
Pujari Ne Aarti Di.
Socho Sardar Ne Kya Kiya Hoga?
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Sardar Aarti Ka Diya Buja Kar Bola
Happy B’day Hanumanji.