Santa Banta Jokes Collection

. Khatarnak insult..
GiRL to boy-
main kaisi lag rahi hu aaj??
Abhi beauty parlour se aayi hu..
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Boy- toh??
Band tha kya ?? 

Santa public toilet gaya or 1ghante baad nikla.

Jamadar bola : 20 rs.

Santa -: Saale Bathroom mai baithta tha
CYBER CAFE main nahi..!

Teacher To Santa-
Isko Hindi mei translate karo
She is kidding
Santa hasne lga or table par hi
gir gya or bola.
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.itna asan

WOH BACHE DE RAHI HAI

Doctor To Santa:
Aap ki Ek Kidney Fail Ho Gayi
Hai..
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Santa Pehle To Bohat Roya
Phir Aansu Ponchte
Huwe
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Kitne Number Se ??

Santa to Banta:
Yaar koi aisa valentine gift bataa jo
seedha teri
bhabi ke dil per lage .
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Banta: Goli mar de
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Santa Sharab pite pite
Rone Laga…
Banta: Kya hua Ro Q
Rahe Ho?
Santa: Yaar Jis Ladki ko
Bhulane ke Liye Pi raha
thaUska Naam Yaad
Nahi Aa Raha..
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1 Girl Fasi Laga rhi thi
Santa ne Window se Dekha
Socho Santa kya bola hoga?

Sirf latkne se height nhi bdhegi mumy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye.

Snta- pant ki silai kitni h?
Tailor-150 rs.
Snta- Aur nikkar ki?
Talor -50 rs.
Santa- Chal nikkar hi sil de or lambai pairon tak rakhiyo.
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Santa-Yaar Banta hum dono me kya Rishta hai ?
Banta-jo Besan or Pakode ka hai
Santa-wo kaise?
Banta-Qki jab Besan SANTA hai
Tabhi to Pakoda BANTA hai.

This 1 is a killer 1 …..
Teacher- beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot h uska matlab kya h.?
Student- iska matlab ki tiger online hai.

Ultimate Hit!!

Santa ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha
hain?
Santa ne apna  khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola
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“Vidhwa Aurat….