Random Hindi Jokes

Wife (angrily) -
I don’t believe this…
You forgot my birthday again??
How can you do this…

Husband (puppy eyes) -
how can you expect me to remember your birthday when u never look older..

Wife ( clear her throat and smile):
Liar 

Husband:
Noo jaanu Sacchi

Husband in his mind
( sahi time pe dialogue aa gya beta…warna marta aaj…)

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1 Topi bechne wala ped k niche
araam kar raha tha..
.
.
Kuch Bandar uski topiya uthakar le
gaye..
.
.
Topiwale ko apne Dada ki sunai
kahani yaad aayi..
Or usne apni 1 topi utha k fek di..
1 Bandar aaya,
Usne topi ko uthaya or 1 THAPPAD
maar k bola:”Saale tu kya sochta hai
Hamara Dada hame kahani nhi suna
k gaya”

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Hanumanji:- Bhole Nath ab me dharti par nhi reh skta.
Bhole nath:- kyu?
Hanumanji:- pehle log let k matha tekte the,
phir ghutne tekne lage,
phir log door se hi sir ko jhuka ke chale jate hain. Mai phir bhi khush tha.
Lekin ab to ghor kalyug aa gaya hai  -PRABHU–

Aaj mandir me 1 ladki aayi aur haath hila ke boli,
“Hi HANU” what’s up? Aise muh kyu fula rakha hai? Just chill baby!!