Rahul Kejriwal and Modi on a ship

1 rahul ,
1 kejriwaal
aur
1 Modi
ship me ja rahe the..
Achanak 1 Jinn aaya aur bola: “Samundar me koi cheez pheko, agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga, Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!!”

Rahul ne Sui phenki.

Jinn ne dhoond li aur use maar diya ..

Kejriwaal ne memory card pheka.
Jinn ne dhoond liya aur use bhi maar diya..

Modi  :-ne kuch phenka..
Gin ne bohot dhuna, dhund dhund ke thak gaya aur puchhne laga. “Cbatao mere aaaka main haar gaya,” 
Modi bola: “main bhi tera baap hu, maine “Disprin” ki goli fenki thi, Chal Beta, delhi Chal desh ka Bohot Kaam Pada He!!”
JINN Shocked & MODI ROCKED
Bhejo market me naya he…