Wife – Tum to kehte the ki Shaadi ke baad bhi mujhse bahut Pyaar karoge….
Husband – Mujhe kya pata tha ki tumhari Shaadi mujhse hi ho jayegi ……..!!!
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BaykoL tichya navryala:- aho, bagha sheelacha navara roz tila sandhyakali baher gheun jaato.
Tumhi kadhi as kelay ka??
Navara:- ho, mi ya aadhi 4 vela tila vicharal pan ti nahi mhanali…!!
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Husband To wife – “Wow Darling.., The House is So clean..!!! Was the Whatsapp Server down today…???
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ARAB LOGIC
If you marry one woman, she will fight with you
If you marry 2 women, they will fight
FOR YOU
Add wife! Have life.
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Ultimate …..
Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi.
Padosi: Kyu Maar Rahi Ho Bechara Pati Ko ??
Patni: Koi Bechara Nahi Hai, Inko Call Kiya To Ek Ladki Boli,
“Aap Humare Jis Grahak Se Sampark Karna Chahate Ho, Wo Abhi Vyast Hai !!!”.
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Machli Jal Ki Raani Hai….No No Somthng Should Be new….Biwi Dil Ki Raani hai,Paisa Mera Paani hai,Haath Lagao Chilaayegi,..Shopping karao Patt Jaayegi……
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NEW LAW PASSED:
Printing on
wedding cards made
compulsory like
on cigarrete boxes..
STATUATORY WARNING.
Marriage may be injurious
to your PEACEFUL LIFE….
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