PANTIES ON A PLANE

PANTIES  ON  A  PLANE

Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for the very first time.
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The first lady said, ‘I don’t know bout y’all, but I’m gonna put me on sum hot pink panties beefo’ I gets on dat plane.’

‘Now, why you gonna wear dem fo?’ the other two asked.

The first replied, ‘Cuz, if dat plane goes down and I’m out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.’
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The second lady said, ‘Well, den I’m a-gonna wear me some floeresant orange panties.’
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‘Why you gonna wear dem?’ the others asked.
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The second lady answered, ‘Cuz if dis hare plane is goin’ down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.’
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The third lady says, ‘Well, I’m not gonna wear any panties.’

“Wot? No panties?’ the others asked in disbelief.

The third lady says, ‘Dat’s right girls, you hears me right. I ain’t wearing no panties, cos honey, dey always look for da Black Box first.’