Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for the very first time.
The first lady said, ‘I don’t know bout y’all, but I’m gonna put me on sum hot pink panties beefo’ I gets on dat plane.’

‘Now, why you gonna wear dem fo?’ the other two asked.

The first replied, ‘Cuz, if dat plane goes down and I’m out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.’
The second lady said, ‘Well, den I’m a-gonna wear me some floeresant orange panties.’
‘Why you gonna wear dem?’ the others asked.
The second lady answered, ‘Cuz if dis hare plane is goin’ down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.’
The third lady says, ‘Well, I’m not gonna wear any panties.’

“Wot? No panties?’ the others asked in disbelief.

The third lady says, ‘Dat’s right girls, you hears me right. I ain’t wearing no panties, cos honey, dey always look for da Black Box first.’