God Talks About the Balance in the World

 God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining to his subordinates ‘Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion. Look here my fellow angels…. Here is the country of the United States . I have blessed them with prosperity and money. […] Continue reading →

Adult Jokes: BF and GF on Whatsapp

 Bf texting to his Gf… Hey baby..what’s up.? Gf- Nothing much just washing my BOOBS Bf- What.! Gf- Yeah. They have become very dirty. People are all over them most of the time .. Bf- What the hell.. Gf- Why..??? Ohhhh fuck.. Sorry baby!!!! I meant BOOTS … Damn this Automatic dictionary is on!!!! Continue reading →

Are you an Alcoholic

 I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read, ‘ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!!!’ I Called up. It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : ‘Buy 3 & Get 1 Free’… Continue reading →

PJ: Quote

 “If the first Button in a Shirt is put wrong, then every Button will be wrong.” -Gafur Tailor, Mandwa Har baat Shakespere thodi bolega ! Continue reading →

Hindi Whatsapp Song: Ashiqui 2

The WhatsApp Song: ———————————– Tone: Tum Hi Ho (Aashiqui 2) ———————————– Hum offline ab reh nahi sakte Tere bina kya status mera (2) Tujhse agar BLOCK kabhi ho jaayenge, Toh khud se hi ho jaayenge judaa. Kyunki tum hi ho, Ab tum hi ho, Zindagi ab tum hi ho, Status bhi, mera DP bhi, Meri […] Continue reading →