Punekar Kaku

 ROCKING PUNERI Balu- Kaku, chintu ahe ka ghari? KAKU- ahe na, garama-garam pohe khatoy….tulapn bhuk lagli asel na? Balu- ho Kaku- Mag ghari ja kahitari khaun ye Continue reading →

Marathi Jokes: Ajoba and Punekar

 Assal Puneri Ek ajoba rastyatun chalat jatana akashaat pahat challela astat.. nemke te eka punekarachya bike chya madhe yetat.. Punekar bike thambwun : Ajoba jithe JATAAY tithe BAGHA naitar jithe BAGHTAY tithe JAAL!! Ajoba shocks! Punekar rocks! Continue reading →

Healthy and Fit Man

 Mareez- Dr. Sahab Mein boht khush rehta hoon, Neend sukoon se aati hai, Zindagi main Aman hi Aman hai, Har kaam main Dil b Lagta hai, Koi pareshani hi nahi…Aisa kiyon hai ? Doctor- Mein aap ki Bimari samajh gaya hoon. Aap ki zindagi may Vitamin “She” ki kami hai.. Continue reading →

Making the Wife Scream

 Italian : Last night I massaged my wife with the finest olive oil,then we made love and I made her scream non stop 5 minutes. French : Last night I massaged my wife with special aphrodisiac oil,then we made passionate love.I made her scream 15 minutes. Indian : Thats nothing last night I massaged my […] Continue reading →

Which Lips to Choose

 WIFE TO DRUNK HUSBAND: from now on, if your lips touch liquor you will never touch my lips HUSBAND: awwwwww?? WIFE: now what are you thinking ?? HUSBAND: deciding…… WIFE: deciding what ?? – – 18 yrs old SCOTCH OR 45 yrs old LIPS… Continue reading →

Don’t Try To Act Smart

 The C.E.O. was walking in d factory, he noticed a guy leaning against the wall, looking somewhere.. He approched d man & asked him, “How much do you earn?” The guy was perplexed n said, “2000, sir.” CEO took out his wallet n gave the guy 6000 n told him, “I pay people here 2 […] Continue reading →

How to Kill an Ant

 Q: How to Kill an Ant ? (Asked in exam for 15 marks..) Student’s Answer: “Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it outside the Ant’s Hole.. After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank.. Push ant in to it.. Now ant will go to dry itself near fire.. When it […] Continue reading →

Hindi Jokes: Women

 Universally True :-The only person whom a woman listens carefully & follows Sincerely & does EXACTLY as he says is a…. PHOTOGRAPHER !!! Baki to woh kisike baap ki bhi nahi sunti Continue reading →