How strange it is

 How strange it is We wish to wear high brands but we feel most comfortable in pajayma pants. We wish to sit in Taj & Marriot with elite people but we enjoy roadside tea with friends and with ppl we love..the most. We wish to own big cars and go on long drives yet we […] Continue reading →

India 2020: A scenario

 Aadhar card : A Must Must Read A Scene in 2020… Operator: Hello Pizza Hut! Customer: Hello, can you please take my order? Operator : Can I have your multi purpose Aadhar card number first, Sir? Customer: Yeah! Hold on….. My number is 889861356102049998-45-54610 Operator : OK… you’re… Mr Singh and you’re calling from 17 […] Continue reading →

Car Names and Their Meaning

 Who said car names don’t have meaning FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology. FORD: For Only Rough Drivers. HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing’s Drivable And Inexpensive…. VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object. PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything. OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always. HONDA: Hanged Over, […] Continue reading →

Side Effects of Being Over Efficient

 1 Murgi ne apne malik ko khush karne ke liye sawa kilo ka 1 anda diya… Malik bahut khush huwa aur Murgi ko shabhashiki di.. Murgi ko shabhashi to mil gayi magar pichwade ka dard sari umar na gaya. Moral: Zyada efficiency dikhane se aapki gaand fat sakti hai…!! A silent message to all sincere […] Continue reading →

The Love Story of Kamlesh and Kavita

 The love story of kamlesh and kavita. kamlesh and kavita were both patients in a mental hospital.. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. kamlesh suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. kavita promptly jumped in to save him. She swam […] Continue reading →

HR gets Married

 An HR got married … On the first night of their honeymoon, seeing her nude, he says furiously : “Tumne dhoka kiya !! You have cheated me” ! The astounded but smart bride asks : Kaise ? How have I cheated you ? The HR shouts : Your Boobs are so small…. I definitely remember […] Continue reading →

Interview For The Post of a Commando

 A Man was being interviewed for the post of a Commando in Army. Interviewer: “We want a person with a suspicious mind; always alert, merciless; ready to attack; high sense of hearing & most importantly; having a killer instinct. So Do you think you are eligible?” Man: “No Sir; but can my Wife apply? Continue reading →

Marriage Positions

 Best answer ever Wife – why in all marriages girl sits on left side and boy on right side ?? Husband – According to profit and loss statement a/c all income is on right side and expenses are in left side…!! Continue reading →