One Line Humor

One Line Humor  
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
 
 
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
 
I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.
 
 
Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
 
Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.

You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
 
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
 
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
 
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
 
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees
 
Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
 
You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
 
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!