Number of Dependents on an Indian Citizen

Blast of the day:
Best Answer given by an Indian Citizen:-
My Income Tax return form has been sent back because, In response to a question for ‘Number of Dependents on you?’, I replied:
“65% of population who doesn’t pay taxes, 2.1 million illegal immigrants, 9,00,000 criminals in over 1382 prisons and above all 769 idiots in parliament”.
They said, this is not an acceptable answer.
I am still wondering….. Who the hell did I miss out!!