NEVER LIE TO A SMART WOMAN

NEVER LIE TO A SMART WOMAN 

Man on phone : Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China  with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get d promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week , set out my rod 🎣 & fishing box. We’re leaving from office  & I’ll swing  by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas!

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said ..

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but looking good..

The wife welcomed him & asked if he caught many fish ?

He said “Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a few Swordfish . But why didn’t u pack my blue silk pajamas?”

You’ll love the answer..!!

She says, “I did.. They’re in your fishing box .

Game over.🔚🔚