A Negro wanted to go to a fancy dress party
He told his Punjabi friend to get him a costume.
Punjabi gets a snowman suit.
Negro: U bloody Indian have u seen a black snowman! Get me another one.
Punjabi gets a santa suit.!!
Negro: U bloody Indian! have u ever seen a black santa! Get another suit!
Punjabi gets pissed off and brings a bamboo.
Negro: what m I supposed to do with this?
Punjabi: Ehnu pichhe laga le aur CHOCOBAR banja .