Neel apni gf ke ghar dinner par gaya

Neel apni gf ke ghar dinner par gaya, uska pet kharab tha us din.

Puri family dining tabel par aa ke baith gayi, gf ne puri family se neel ko introduce karaya aur table par shaandar dinner rakha dekh neel ke muh mein pani aa gaya.

GF’s father:- hello beta neel, how are you?
Neel:- im good uncle, aap sab kaise hai? Aap logo ne mera itna khayal rakha aur itna warm welcome kiya iske liye thanks a ton.

Achanak neel k pet mein gud-gud shuru ho gayi and he Farted “Poooooooo….”

Saare logo ne neel ki taraf dekha Aur uske baad neel k paas baithe huye GF k dog Tommy ki taraf dekha.

GF’s father:- “Tommy…ye kya hai?? Chalo bhago yaha se.” Tommy wahi baitha raha.
Neel ne socha chalo achchha hua kisi ko pata nahi chala aur ilzam Tommy pe lag gaya.

2 min baad again neel “poooooo….”

Gf’s father gusse mein:- Tommy… Get out, bhago yaha se… Neel fir se bahut khush hua.

Gf:- Sorry Neel, ye kutta bhi na… Tommy bhago chalo jao, hato neel k paas se..

Thodi der baad fir se neel k stomach ne saath chhod diya aur ab ki baar ka poooo kuchh zyada hi tez aawaz se nikla… “POOOOOOOOOOOOO……”
GF’s father shouts in rage:- Tommy pagal kahi ke!!! jab wo tere upar hug dega tab hatega kya waha se..??”