Naughty Pilot

Flight me Pilot ne announce kia :
‘Hum ek ghante me land karne wale hain.’
Fir wo mic band karna bhool gaya aur co-pilot se bola :
‘Ab to bas ek garam chai piyunga,
fir Air Hostess ki Kiss lunga….
Air Hostess ye sun kar mic band karwane ke liye bhaagi,
aur 1 sardar k pair me fas kar gir gayi.
Sardar bola : ‘Oye Tujhe badi jaldi hai…..suna nahi ?
Woh pehle chai piyega..!!