Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !

Sunny leone : Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !

Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!

1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena…  Warna ..

2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho… Nahi to ..

3: Salad bana sakti ho… Ye bhi  na karo to ..

4: Gaajar ka halwa bana lena… Nahi to ..

5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena… Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..

6:  Murabba bana sakte ho… Ye bhi na ho to ..

7: Achaar bana lena !!

Bhai  !!! Jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega…
Post dekh kis Sanskaari  aadmi ne bheji hai!!!

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PAGALKHANE me Nurse ek Pagalse:
Mera Dupatta utaro
Pagal: OK !
Nurse: Ab meri Kameez bhi utaro.
Pagal: OK !
Nurse: Ab meri Salwar bhi utaro.
Pagal- OK.

Nurse : Ab Meri Bra aur Panty bhi..

Aur dhyaan rahe..Aainda kabhi mere kapde nahi pehanna!

Aaj fir aapki soch ko 21 topo ki salaami..

Soch badalo desh badalega

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Ek Sali apne Jija k sath train me ja rahi thi.

Raat ko wo kafi der tak Jija ko apne Qisse sunati rahi,

K,

Achanak Jija ne puchha:

“Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono “Miyan Biwi”

Ki Tarah Guzaaren”

Sali sharmate hue boli:

“Ji…, jaise aap ki marzi”

Jija:

“To chalo phir apni

bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do”

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Na dosto Na.

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Gande msg or mere number se ?

Impossible…