Missing Wife

Man: I lost my wife!

Inspector: What is her height?
Man: I never noticed.

Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Man: Not slim, can be healthy.

Inspector: Colour of the eyes?
Man: Never noticed.

Inspector: Colour of hair?
Man: Changes according to season

Inspector: What was she wearing?
Man: Saree/suit. I don’t remember exactly.

Inspector: Was somebody with her???
Man: Yes, my Labrador dog Romeo….. tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, brown eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non-veg. food, we eat together, we jog together… And the man started crying….

Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first!!!