Men are very Kind and Women are very Selfish

Men are very Kindand Women are very Selfish!

Wanna Proof??

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Most women don’t like to help unknown men;

But

All men are ready anytime to help unknown women…

Aurat ke dil mein sirf uske lover ya pati ke liye jagah hoti hai…

But

Aadmi ka dil itna bada hota hai ki us mein…

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Dost ki girlfriend.

Biwi ki friends.

Apni saali.

Bhai ki saali.

Saamne waali.

Baaju waali.

Oopar waali.

Neeche waali.


Behan ki nanad.

Kids ki madams.

Aur

Thodi Bahut biwi ke liye bhi jagah hoti hai….

Sach mein Aadmi ka dil bahut bada hota hai… Meri toh aankhe bhar aayi…

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If a man is allowed to select
a girl from 100 girls
.
and even if he picks the most
beautiful girl,
.
.
he still FEELS the PAIN of losing the
remaining NINETY NINE…
.
.
.
and
Women say… men don’t have
FEELINGS..  

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Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya..
.
.
Wah!
Wah!
Wah!!
Wah!!
.
.
Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya…
Phirrrrr…?
Phir kya.! Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur ICU Me Hosh
Aaya..

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Wife = Where R u.?
Husband = I’m At “Bank”
.
Wife  = Wow thats good  I need 20,000  For new  Cell Phone  ,5,000  for new dress , 6000 for new shoes, 4000 for new purse, 8000 for my new cosmetics
Husband  Sorry ,
I mean
I am at Blood bank

“KHOON PIYEGI

KHOON ?”
                

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Jagjit Singh singing- Yeh daulat b lelo, yeh shohrat bhi lelo..
..Suddenly Santa stands up& says- Main toh bahut pareshan hun,meri toh aurat b lelo….;)

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Male criteria for life partner…
They expect their women to Look like “Miss Universe” and
Work like”Shanta Bai…”

Females’ criteria for life partner…. They expect their man to earn like …Ambani  & behave like Manmohan Singh.

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Dedicated to all couples 
Always keep your wives/husbands picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: if I can handle this, I can handle anything!

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Loving couple before Marriage: ‘Janu.. tum nahi to main nahi, main nahi to tum nahi.’
The same couple after Marriage: ‘Maa kasam’ Aaj tu nahi ya main nahi…

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