Married couple joke collection

Super msg of the day ….
“If newly weds are called
“Love Birds”..
What do you call the couples married for years??………….>>

”Angry Birds”?

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Khatarnak solution —

Wife ne apni Maa ko fon kiya: Mammi mera un se jhagda ho gya hain, main 3-4 mahino k liye ghar aa rahi hu….

Ab DIL tham lo …..

Maa boli: Jhagda us kambakhat ne kiya he toh saza bhi usey he milni chahiye, Tu wahin ruk main 5-6 mahine k liye aa rahi hoon…

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Gusse ka aana “mard” hone ki
nishani hai,

magar….
gusse ko pee jana

“married” hone ki nishani hai

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Jo Aadmi hamesha hasta rehta hai usko “HUS-MUKH” kehte hain.

Ab sawaal yeh hai ki jiska hasna bilkul bandh ho gaya ho usko kya kehte hai   “HUS BAND”..

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A couple went to an Art Gallery. Ther was a picture of a girl covered only by Leaves.

Husband kept watching.
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Wife: Ghar abhi chaloge, Ya Hawa aane tak rukoge!!!

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How various wifes fight with their respective husbands…

Pilot’s wife: Jyaada udo mat…

Teacher’s wife: Mujhe mat sikhaao..

Painter’s wife: Thobda rang dungi…

Dhobi’s wife: Dho dungi…

Actor’s wife: Naatak mat kar…

Dentist’s wife: Daat tod dungi..

CA’s wife: Hisaab se raho…

Engineer’s wife: sab parts dhile kar dungi..

Architect’s wife: sidhe raho nahi to daanche ki design change kar dungi…

& the Best one

Marketing person’s wife: jyaada bologe to OLX pe bech dungi…