Manmohan ji went back to punjab

After the elections, Manmohan ji went back to punjab. As usual, he took his chetak scooter, filled petrol for 50Rs and went to the market.

After a little while, his scooter sputtered and died. He’d forgotten that petrol now costs Rs 75/litre. Cursing his luck, he pushed his scooter to the market.

He bought vegetables, gave a 100 rupee note to the sabjiwala and waited to receive the balance. But sabjiwala wanted 5 Rs more. Promising to give it the next day, he went and caught a bus home.

Without realizing that the minimum charge is now 7 Rs, he gave his last 2 Rs to the conductor.

After getting kicked out of the bus, he started walking home.

One question was still bothering him
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Saaalaa…
How the hell did we manage to win 44 seats….!!!!????