Making the Wife Scream

Italian : Last night I massaged my wife with the finest olive oil,then we made love and I made her scream non stop 5 minutes.
French : Last night I massaged my wife with special aphrodisiac oil,then we made passionate love.I made her scream 15 minutes.
Indian : Thats nothing last night I massaged my wife with Ghee,then made love and made her scream for 2 hours.
Italian and French, astonished : 2 hours ! How ?
Indian : I wiped my hands on the curtains..!!