Latest collection of sardar jokes :
SARDARJI : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
SARDARJI : No, he is not studying, they are studying him
SARDARJI : People consider me as a ‘GOD’
Wife: How do you know??
SARDARJI : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,Oh GOD! U have come again..
SARDARJI comes back to his car & finds a note saying ‘Parking Fine’
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole ‘Thanks for the compliment.’
How do you recognize a SARDARJI in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
SARDARJI : Why are all these people running?
Man – This is a race, the winner will get the cup
SARDARJI – If only the winner will get the cup, then why are the others running?
1 din Sardarji bazaar gya
Raste me 1 chor uska mobile lekar bhag gya
Sardar piche bhaga fir ruk gya or chilaya
“Leja kutte charger lene ayega na tab pakdunga”
keep smiling !!!