Latest whatsapp Sardar jokes collection

Latest collection of sardar jokes :
SARDARJI : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .

Friend: Really, what is he studying.

SARDARJI : No, he is not studying, they are studying him

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SARDARJI  : People consider me as a ‘GOD’

Wife: How do you know??

SARDARJI : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,Oh GOD! U have come again..

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SARDARJI  comes back to his car & finds a note saying ‘Parking Fine’

He writes a note and sticks it to a pole ‘Thanks for the compliment.’

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How do you recognize  a SARDARJI  in School?

He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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SARDARJI  : Why are all these people running?

Man – This is a race, the winner will get the cup

SARDARJI  – If only the winner will get the cup, then why are the others running?

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1 din Sardarji bazaar gya
Raste me 1 chor uska mobile lekar bhag gya
Sardar piche bhaga fir ruk gya or chilaya
“Leja kutte charger lene ayega na tab pakdunga”

keep smiling !!!