What is the similarity between Media And Wife ?
Jab tak ek hi baat 100 baar na bata de, dono ke dil ko sukoon hi nahi milta…
…Husband: Have a Nice Day
Wife: don’t tell me what to do…
What’s the best example of “once in a lifetime opportunity?
A mosquito sitting on your wife’s face.
Who are MEN? Woh jo narak me bhi mile to kahe ….abe !! Yamraj ki beti dekhi ?? Aag hai Aag !!
And who are Women ?? Who go to heaven & say ” apsara dekhee…no dressing sense at all!!!
Ladkiyon ki aadhi zindagi husband ki “Talash” me.. Aur baki aadhi.. Husband ki “Talaashi” mein guzar jati hai..
Aaj ka SUVICHAR ….
“BADAAM khaane se utni
Akkal nahi aati” …
“Jitni shadi ke bad
Aati hai… ”
A husband and wife went for a walk. While walking husband got hurt by a stone and started bleeding. He looked at his wife, hoping she would tear her dupatta and tie it on the wound.
Wife looked in his eyes and said: Sochna bhi mat…
Designer piece hai!!!
Q. Kashmir aur biwi mein kya samanta hai…..
Ans. Waise to dono hi samasya hai… par padosi nazar daale to gussa aat hai…