HR gets Married

An HR got married …

On the first night of their honeymoon,
seeing her nude,
he says furiously :
“Tumne dhoka kiya !!
You have cheated me” !

The astounded but smart bride asks :
Kaise ?
How have I cheated you ?

The HR shouts :
Your Boobs are so small….

I definitely remember noticed their size when
I met you at the engagement …
they appeared to be much bigger …

The hitech bride replies,
what you saw and agreed upon was the
CTC Package …. &
what you’ve got now is the
actual salary in hand..!!”