How to Kill an Ant

Q: How to Kill an Ant ? (Asked in exam for 15
Student’s Answer: “Mix Chilli Powder with
Sugar & keep it outside the Ant’s Hole..
After eating, Ant will search for some water
near a water tank..
Push ant in to it.. Now ant will go to dry itself
near fire..
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire..
Then admit wounded ant in ICU..
Remove oxygen mask from its mouth and kill
the ant..”
MORAL: Don’t play with students they can do
anything for 15 marks… 🙂