Heights of heights

Heights of :-

1) Fashion?
Lungi with a zip.

2) Laziness?
Asking lift for morning walk.

3) Craziness?
Get blank paper xerox.

4) Honesty?
Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets.

5) De-hydration?
Cow giving milk powder.

6) Hope?
A 99 yr. Old woman going for 295/-recharge to get lifetime incoming.

7) Stupidity?
Looking through key hole of a glass door.

8) Suicide attempt?
A dwarf jumps from the footpath on the road.

9) Height of free time?
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