Who are lizards?
Awesome answer
by a kid….
They are
those poor crocodiles who forgot to have Horlicks when they were young
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What is a Pizza..?
Awesome answer:
A Pizza.. is just a Paratha that went abroad
for higher education !
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What is the similarity between Media And Wife ?
Jab tak ek hi baat 100 baar na bata de, dono ke dil ko sukoon hi nahi milta…
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…Husband: Have a Nice Day
Wife: don’t tell me what to do…
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What’s the best example of “once in a lifetime opportunity?
A mosquito sitting on your wife’s face.:
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Ladkiyon ki aadhi zindagi husband ki “Talash” me.. Aur baki aadhi.. Husband ki “Talaashi” mein guzar jati hai..
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Aaj ka SUVICHAR ….
“BADAAM khaane se utni
Akkal nahi aati” …
“Jitni shadi ke bad
Aati hai… ”
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Kashmir aur wife mein kya samanta hai-
Ans. Waise to dono h samasya hai… par padosi nazar daale to gussa aata hai…