FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS

FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS :
1. Whenever I Find The Key To Success,
Someone Changes The Lock.
2. The Road To Success Is Always Under
Construction
3. In Order To Get A Loan,
You First Need To Prove That You Don’t Need It
4. All The Desirable Things In Life Are Either
Illegal, Expensive Or Married
5. Once You Have Bought Something,
You Will Find The Same Item Being Sold
Somewhere Else At A Cheaper Rate