Husband- maine kal chicken banate time uspar hara dhaniya dala toh malum hai kya hua???
Wife- kya hua????
Husband- Chicken kadai mein dance karne laga aur bola hum pe ye kisne hara rang dala
maar daala, haaye maar daala !!!!!
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Drunk Santa farts very loudly in a restaurant.
The man in the next table gets very angry and says:
“Excuse me, you have no decency. You farted before my wife”
Santa: “Ohh Sorry, I did not know it was her turn”