Few steps to prevent mosquito bites

Dengue cases are on rise. Few steps to prevent mosquito bites :

– Burn camphor in the room.. The camphor does nothing to the mosquitoes but burns your eyes so much that you are wide awake and alert thru the night to kill them with your bare hands.

– Grow a papaya tree in your backyard. The mosquitoes will realize you already know the cure for dengue so they will leave you alone.

– If you are married – Keep a self attested copy of your marriage certificate on your bedside table. The mosquitoes will realize what torture you are already going thru and will leave you alone.

Issued in public interest..