Father explaining sex in terms of digging the nose

Father explaining sex in terms of digging the nose 

Son : What is sex?

Father : It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger !!

Son : Why do women enjoy sex more than men?

Father : It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger

Son : Why woman cannot have … when they are having menses? 

Father : If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it ?? 

Son : Why men do not like to wear condoms when they are making love 

Father : Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger

Son : Why is making love carried out in private ?

Father : Use your brain, use your brainnnnn ….

Will you dig you nose in front of your class, ever ?