Father explaining sex in terms of digging the nose
Son : What is sex?
Father : It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger !!
Son : Why do women enjoy sex more than men?
Father : It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger
Son : Why woman cannot have … when they are having menses?
Father : If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it ??
Son : Why men do not like to wear condoms when they are making love
Father : Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger
Son : Why is making love carried out in private ?
Father : Use your brain, use your brainnnnn ….
Will you dig you nose in front of your class, ever ?