English Translation of a Hindi Song

dear beloved person, whn u assaulted me with a stream of water from a liquid projectile launcher, an ostensibly normal and balanced female became alcoholic
whn u wore denim and oscillated ur pelvic girdle in one direction, the adjoining resident’s sister-in-law began showing symptoms of an obsession-driven psychological disorder

confused???

read in hindi

(balam pichkaari jo tune mujhe maari
toh seedhi-saadhi chhori sharaabi ho gayi
jeans pehenke jo tu ne maara thumka
toh lattu padosan ki bhabhi ho gayi)

mind blowing lyrics??!!