E-MAIL FROM AN ARAB STUDENT TO HIS SHEIKH DAD

E-MAIL FROM AN ARAB STUDENT TO
HIS SHAIKH DAD
Dear Dad
Sydney is wonderful, people are
nice and I really like it here, but
Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive
at my college with my pure-gold
Ferrari 599GTB when all my
teachers and many fellow students
travel by train.
Your son, Nasser
Next day, Nasser gets a reply to
his e-mail
My dear loving son Twenty million
US Dollar has just been
transferred to your account.
Please stop embarrassing us.
Go and get yourself a train too.
Love, your Dad
Shaikh Al Habibi