Developing India the Modi way

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: “I will choose my own bride!”
Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.”
Son: “Well, in that case…OK”

Next Day

Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case… OK”

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. ”
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case… OK”

This is how business is done!!

……. that is old story; new story is something like …

Modi: I will develop India like I visualize.

Indian Junta: “Develop India like Singapore!”

Modi: “But the development will be like Japan.”

Indian Junta: “Well, in that case…OK”

Next Month

Modi approaches Japan
Modi: “I want to develop India like Japan.”

Japan: “But developing India like Japan takes long time …!:

Modi: “Think twice … else I will develop like China.”

Japan: “Ah, in that case…OK! we provide $34 billion”

Next Month China approaches Modi

China: “Since you planned to develop India like Japan, why not you develop India like China?”

Modi: “But I already have given word to Japan.”

China: “But you have got only $34 billion; we shall give $100 billion.”

Modi: “Ah! in that case … OK”

Next Month America approaches Modi

America: “See you cannot develop India like Japan or China.”

Modi: “But I am already committed to develop India.”

America: “Oh! then you develop India like America … we will give you $500 billion.”

Modi: “Ah! in the case … OK!”

This is how business is done by the Gujjus … 2-way journey on 1-way ticket

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