Compilation of WhatsApp Jokes

Wife Taaro Ko
  Dekh Kar Boli:
   ‘Wo Konsi
      Cheez Hai,
        Jo Tum
          Roj Dekh
            Sakte Ho,
              Par Laa
                Nahi Sakte..??

                  Husband::
                    Padosan.!!!
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A Sardar was caught by police for killing 20 people in rash driving.

Police: How did uou kill 20 people..?

Sardar: Me gaadi tez chala raha tha, par jab mene brake lagaya, to pata chala ki brake fail ho gayi hai.. fir me saamne dekha to 2 aadmi ja rahe the & dusri taraf 1 barat ja rahi thi.. Ab tum batao me gaadi kidhar modta..?

Police: Of course, jis taraf 2 admi the.. nuksaan kam hota..!

Sardar: Exactly… mene bhi wohi socha tha, par wo 2 admi meri gaadi dekh kar barat me ghus gaye..!!

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Sir – kaunsa panchhi sabse tez udta hai?
Boy – sir … haathi
Sir – nalayak!  Tera baap kya karta hai?
Boy – chhota rajan ke gang mey shooter hai.
Sir – shabash! !! Bachho likho Haathi..
Sahi jawab..

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Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.
Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?
Santa: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise udaate hain!!
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Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki de warna phir Problem hogi.
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Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan
khujla raha tha
Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka
lagau.
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Dukandar- bolo Sahab, kya Chaahiye ?
Aadmi : hone wali Biwi ke Kutte ke liye Cake lene aaya hoon..
milega kya ??
Dukandar : haan.. per yahi Khaaoge  ya  Pack Kar doon ??