Collection of whatsapp jokes

What happens when a Sardarni delivers twins?
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?? The Sardar does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child…

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Why do we sometimes write ‘etc’ at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means…

E- End of
T- Thinking
C- Capacity.

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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife’s Mind 4 u ?

Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

“I Luv u too” (GAME OVER!)

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When do you know ur in love ?

Ans : When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

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What is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?

Simple : In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.

In Old Age : Its Full of Doctors Numbers.

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“Why is Facebook such a hit ?

It works on the principle that
‘People are more interested in others life than their own.

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A Question Asked In A Talent Test: If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE?

The Best Answer : Why d Hell Should I recognize ?

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V Pronounce 22 as Twenty Two, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as Forty Four, 55 as Fifty Five, Why not 11 as Onety One?

Doubt By last bench association.

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What is the diff between “GHAZAL” & “LECTURE” ?

Every word spoken by the girlfriend is “GHAZAL” and Every word spoken by wife is “LECTURE”

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Whats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?
think…think..think…

Ans : U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.

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What will be the girl’s name born on 1st of APRIL ? Guess Guess Guess Guess

Ans :  “FOOLAN DEVI..

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Why does d bride & groom exchange garlands at d time of wedding….. B’coz they
say to each other affectionately that : “DARLING NOW U R DEAD”…

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What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in
d same college where u study ?

Ans 100% Attendazzz
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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between HIMAMI & SUNAMI ?

Pappu : HIMAMI is Face Wash, SUNAMI is Total Wash.!