Tchr : Murgiyo ki taange chhoti kyu hoti hai ?
Sardar ka Asardaar reply : Sir, agar murgiyo ki taange Lambi hoti to Ande itne upar se gir kar toot jate na.
Teacher- Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha?
Pappu-NEIL ARMSTRONG.
Teacher- Aur doosra ?
Pappu- doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga …..Langdi khelne thodi gaya tha woh!!!!
Santa- Chicken to bahut badhiya bana hai par thoda ajib sa taste kyu hai?
Banta- banate hue murge ki tang jal gayi thi….Toh maine SOFRAMYCIN laga di.
Mom to Children : Jo meri baat maanega aur muze ulta jawab nahi dega, usko main Gift dungi
Children : Lo kar lo baat is tarah to saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge ..
Beautiful answer
Daughter : what is marriage?
Mom : marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore”….
1 Sardar ne MENDAK se pucha k sardaro me dimag hota h?
Mendk bola-nahi, or pani me kud gaya. Sardar pura din sochta raha isme SUICIDE karne wali kya baat thi ?
Best Traffic Advertisement of Year:
Picture of Lord Ganesha holding a Helmet with a Saying:
“Take care of ur Head., Not every 1 gets a Replacement like Me..”.
Sir : Define Energy ?
Sardar : Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.
Sir : Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Sardar : “and this is called Energy……”
Salesman : Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?
Santa : ” Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!
Salesman Fainted !!