Collection of Jokes

Tchr : Murgiyo ki taange chhoti kyu hoti hai ?

Sardar ka Asardaar reply : Sir, agar murgiyo ki taange Lambi hoti to Ande itne upar se gir kar toot jate na.

Teacher- Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha?

Pappu-NEIL ARMSTRONG.

Teacher- Aur doosra ?

Pappu- doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga …..Langdi khelne thodi gaya tha woh!!!!

Santa- Chicken to bahut badhiya bana hai par thoda ajib sa taste kyu hai?

Banta- banate hue murge ki tang jal gayi thi….Toh maine SOFRAMYCIN laga di.

Mom to Children : Jo meri baat maanega aur muze ulta jawab nahi dega, usko main Gift dungi

Children : Lo kar lo baat is tarah to saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge ..

Beautiful answer
Daughter : what is marriage?

Mom : marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore”….

1 Sardar ne MENDAK se pucha k sardaro me dimag hota h?
Mendk bola-nahi, or pani me kud gaya. Sardar pura din sochta raha isme SUICIDE karne wali kya baat thi  ?

Best Traffic Advertisement of Year:

Picture of Lord Ganesha holding a Helmet with a Saying:

“Take care of ur Head., Not every 1 gets a Replacement like Me..”.
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Sir : Define Energy ?

Sardar : Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.

Sir : Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.

Sardar : “and this is called Energy……”

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Salesman : Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?

Santa : ” Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!

Salesman Fainted !!