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An engg student had a Crush on his Classmate

An engg student had a crush on his classmate. One fine day he proposed her. But she rejected and threatened  that she would compain to the principal if he ever bothered her again. And the boy remains silent for rest of the days. Some days later the girl borrows a book from that boy and […] Continue reading →

Different Types of Cheese

Teacher: Name different type of Cheese.Banta: White, Cottage, Mozarella & Bekhudi.Teacher: Wait a min… what is ‘Bekhudi’??Banta: Hoshwalon ko khabar kya, ‘Bekhudi’ kya cheese hai….:p=)) Continue reading →

Mujhe Papa Maat Kehna

Father:- agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna… Aftr exam Father: how is ur result? Son: dimag ka dahi mat kar Dharampal… tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai… Continue reading →

Teacher Student Joke Collection

Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds ________________________ TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA:         Here it is. TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS:         Maria. ________________________ TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN:          You told me to do it without […] Continue reading →

human body part expands 5 times its normal size

Medical College Professor to a Girl Student: Which human body part expands 5 times its normal size? Girl Student: Sir I cant answer this question, it’s too embarassing.. Professor asked the same question to a Male Student: Male Student: It’s the Pupil of a human eye Professor: correct Then Professor turned to the female student […] Continue reading →