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English Classroom Jokes

Terrible english by PT sir

Terrible english by  PT sir: . 1) There is no wind in the football. . 2) I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk? . 3) you rotate the ground 4 times. . 4) you go and understand the tree. . 5) I’ll give you slap. . 6) Bring your parents and your mother […] Continue reading →

Terrible english by PT sir

Terrible english by  PT sir: . 1) There is no wind in the football. . 2) I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk? . 3) you rotate the ground 4 times. . 4) you go and understand the tree. . 5) I’ll give you slap. . 6) Bring your parents and your mother […] Continue reading →

An engg student had a Crush on his Classmate

An engg student had a crush on his classmate. One fine day he proposed her. But she rejected and threatened  that she would compain to the principal if he ever bothered her again. And the boy remains silent for rest of the days. Some days later the girl borrows a book from that boy and […] Continue reading →

Teacher Student Joke Collection

Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds ________________________ TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA:         Here it is. TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS:         Maria. ________________________ TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN:          You told me to do it without […] Continue reading →

human body part expands 5 times its normal size

Medical College Professor to a Girl Student: Which human body part expands 5 times its normal size? Girl Student: Sir I cant answer this question, it’s too embarassing.. Professor asked the same question to a Male Student: Male Student: It’s the Pupil of a human eye Professor: correct Then Professor turned to the female student […] Continue reading →

Computer a Male or Female?

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. ‘House’ for instance, is feminine: ‘la casa.’ ‘Pencil,’ however, is masculine: ‘el lapiz.’ A student asked, ‘What gender is ‘computer’?’ Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male […] Continue reading →