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Profiles from Shaadi.com

U HAVE TO READ THIS LOL…. These are actual profiles from shaadi.com, hilarious they are… Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail..  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework. […] Continue reading →

Attractive country taglines for tourist

All countries are trying to attract more tourists. See the taglines. Thailand: Amazing Thailand. India: Incredible India. Malaysia: Truly Asia. Australia: There’s nothing like Australia. Question: What can be the Pakistan’s tourism tag line would be?? . . . . . Answer: Have a blast. It may be your last…… 😜😜;);) One more in a […] Continue reading →

Witty Mahatma Gandhi vs Mr. Peters

The Witty Mahatma When Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely and always displayed prejudice and animosity towards him. Also, because Gandhi never lowered his head when addressing him, as he expected…. there were always “arguments” and confrontations.  One day, Mr. […] Continue reading →

What Gujarati say, What they mean to say

With Modi Govt.round the corner every non Gujarati should know the basic pronunciation of the Gujarati frequently used words  one should know the words given below: What Gujarati say … What they mean to say: Hole…………………Hall  Snakes………….Snacks  Pogram………Program  Egg-joss………Exhaust  Egg-jess……… Adjust Fota……………Photos  Liptik…………Lipstick  Phast………..Fast  Phulowur….Flower  Gilas…………Glass Palty…………Party […] Continue reading →

Einstein & a Gujarati in a Plane

Einstein & a Gujarati sitting next to each other on a long flight… Einstein says: “Let’s play a game… I will ask you a question, if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5 and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500…” Einstein asks the first question: What’s the […] Continue reading →

How Sindhis are surnamed

SINDHI SPECIAL How Sindhis are surnamed- An ‘Astronaut’ Sindhi? Chandwani A ‘Simple’ Sindhi? Sadhwani A ‘Smelly’ Sindhi? Baswani An ‘Athlete’ Sindhi? Bhaagchandani A ‘Milkman’ Sindhi? Dudani A ‘Careless’ Sindhi? Parwani An ‘Electric’ Sindhi? Bijlani An ‘Advanced’ Sindhi? Advani A ‘revengeful’ Sindhi? Badlani A ‘Vibrating’ Sindhi? Kampani A ‘Weight lifter’ Sindhi? Tolani A ‘Hairy’ Sindhi? Keswani […] Continue reading →

Mane divorce joye che

Gujarati Lady: Mane divorce joye che, Mara Pati Active Nathi. Judge: Pun tamara Pati to Kabaddi Champion che.! Gujarati Lady: Eej to Problem che. Khali “Touch” kari ne Bhagi Jay che… Continue reading →