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Anti-Congress Jokes

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender Installed

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed, who could not only serve drinks efficiently but also converse with the customers intelligently on a variety of topics. A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, “What’s your IQ?” The man replied, “160.” Robot said: hmm, Scientist? Man replied: Yup, Astrophysicist […] Continue reading →

Alia Bhatt and Rahul Gandhi jokes

Alia Bhatt and Rahul Gandhi sitting in front of computer. They decide to play Super Mario on the system. Suddenly, while starting the game a ‘game loading’ message pops up on screen “Press any key to Continue…” Alia: But I can’t find any key named “Any”. Rahul Gandhi: hahaha.. You stupid.. “Any” is not the […] Continue reading →

The official Barber of Politicians Asking Unbelievable Questions

This  one is awesome!!!  While cutting hair, the official Barber asked the Minister Kapil Sibal, ‘’What’s this Swiss Bank issue?” Kapil Sibal shouted, “YOU, are you cutting hair or conducting an inquiry?” Barber: Sorry Sir, I just asked. Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked President Pranab Mukherjee, “Sir, what’s this Black […] Continue reading →

Manmohan ji went back to punjab

After the elections, Manmohan ji went back to punjab. As usual, he took his chetak scooter, filled petrol for 50Rs and went to the market. After a little while, his scooter sputtered and died. He’d forgotten that petrol now costs Rs 75/litre. Cursing his luck, he pushed his scooter to the market. He bought vegetables, […] Continue reading →

Election 2014 jokes

Rahul Gandhi praying for the rain on the 16th May so that results will be decided by Duckworth Lewis method  प्रकृति का उलटफेर देखिए…. पहले “मौन” था अब “नमो” है …….. Shadi shuda logo se nivedan hai 16th ka intezaar na kare, modi ki ho ya rahul ki, gharpe biwi ki hi sarkar rahegi […] Continue reading →