Lame jokes from your boss
Award winning “Out of Office” auto reply: I will be on Diwali holidays from 9 th to 16th. For emergencies, please call 100 (police), 101 (Fire) and 108 (ambulance). For all other things, have patience, I am not dying and shall be joining back on 17th.
Height of frustrated professional life…. HR: kaha gaye the? :evil::evil: Employee: Baal katwaane 😮😮. HR: office hours me? :evil::evil: Employee: Baal badhe bhi toh office hours me he hain na 😠😠 HR: Ghar me rehte ho, tabhi bhi toh badhte hai na tumhare Baal :evil::evil::evil: Employee: Haa to Takla thodi na kiya hai, jitne office
📬 Height of JOB satisfaction🔆 🔹A boy was appointed as a Receptionist in a Girls hostel. 🔹After 2 months the owner called the boy and said, Why haven’t you come to collect your salary? Boy: Oh my god! SALARY bhi hai😱!!! 😜.
Thousand Years ago.. people sacrificing their friends, family, fun, food, laughter, sleep & other joys of life were called “SANYASEES” Now they are called “EMPLOYEES…” 😜
What is a Corporate Life? 1. I learnt to operate 3 critical machines * Scanner * Printer * Xerox Machine 2. I learnt to use 3 High End Software: * Microsoft Word * Microsoft Excel * Microsoft PowerPoint 3. I learnt to use 3 great short cuts:- * Ctrl+C * Ctrl+V * Ctrl+S 4. I