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Men Will Be Men

Men Want to go Camping

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect boys-out trip. Two days before the group is to leave, Rob’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he is not going. Rob’s friends were very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site only […] Continue reading →

Computer a Male or Female?

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. ‘House’ for instance, is feminine: ‘la casa.’ ‘Pencil,’ however, is masculine: ‘el lapiz.’ A student asked, ‘What gender is ‘computer’?’ Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male […] Continue reading →

10 Gurumantras for a cool life

10 Gurumantras for a cool life 1. Money is not everything. There’s also Mastercard & Visa. 2. One should love animals. They are tasty too. 3. Save water. Drink on the rocks. 4. Fruits/Salads are healthy. So leave it for sick. 5. Books are holy. So don’t touch them. 6. Don’t shout in the class. […] Continue reading →

Loyalty Tests

Loyalty Tests… Test 1: Wife buys 12 underwears of same colour for hubby.. Hubby- Why same colour sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear. Wife- Which people Total silence. Test 2: A couple sees a hot girl.. Wife: So big, aren’t they? Husband: Yes Wife: Are they artificial? Husband: I think natural. Wife: […] Continue reading →

Blonde Proving Men Are Men

A sexy Irish blonde at a Casino, seemed a little intoxicated ? She bet 20,000 Euro on a single Roll of dice. She said – “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel Luckier when I’m nude.” With that, she removed her clothes, rolled the dice and yelled- “Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!” […] Continue reading →

Ideal Employee

Interview – Boss-Tumari ability? Lady secretary- Young hu, Dynamic hu, Sincere hu, Honest hu, Hardworking hu, Qualified hu, Experienced hu, Deserving hu, Typing janti hu, File sahi rakhti hu, Computer me expert hu, Thoda accounts b janti hu, Boss: aur kuch Lady: Disease free aur healthy hu, Copper T lagayi hai, 7 positions aati hai, […] Continue reading →