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Training courses for Women and Men

 CLASSES FOR WOMEN…. Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects: Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before. Topic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits. Topic 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits. Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquette: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too. […] Continue reading →

man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, ‘A hamburger, fries and a coke,’ and turns to the ostrich, ‘What’s yours?’ ‘I’ll have the same,’ says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order ‘That will be […] Continue reading →

WOMEN are like Wi-Fi

WOMEN are like Wi-Fi – They see all available devices but connect to the Best one! . . . MEN are like bluetooth – No network required. – Pairs with everyone who is active. – When they are with u, they are connected. – When they are away they automatically SEARCH FOR NEW DEVICES ————————————–++++++———- […] Continue reading →

A Man’s Life Around Girl Friends

Dedicated to all men: When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend…. When I was 18, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life…. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too […] Continue reading →

Don’t worry if you don’t have a girlfriend

 To all my male friends… Hugh Hefner – 87 years old, has a 27 year old wife. Berlusconi – 77 years old, has a 27 year old girlfriend. Maradona – 52 years old, has a 22 year old girlfriend. Moral: Don’t worry if you don’t have a girlfriend, she probably isn’t born yet ! Continue reading →