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English Husband Wife Jokes

A wife asked her husband to describe her

Punch Of D Day ….  After 15 years of marriage, a wife asked her husband to describe her.  He looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said: ABCDEFGHIJK.   “What does that mean?” she asked.   “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot” he replied.   Smiling, she asked: What about IJK?   […] Continue reading →

Rules for wives during Fifa world cup

My dear wife, The Fifa World Cup is close by. Let me give u a few rules that will preserve your beauty… 1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month. 2. Tell all yo friends not to gv birth or wed or die or wateva during the World Cup coz we won’t […] Continue reading →

Bring me a beer before it starts

Classic A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!” She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, “Quick! Bring me another beer! It’s gonna start!” This […] Continue reading →

Latest Husband Wife jokes

What is the similarity between Media And Wife ? Jab tak ek hi baat 100 baar na bata de, dono ke dil ko sukoon hi nahi milta… ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ …Husband: Have a Nice Day  Wife: don’t tell me what to do… ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ What’s the best example of “once in a lifetime opportunity? A mosquito sitting […] Continue reading →

Which is the most dangerous Alphabet

Which is the most dangerous Alphabet Answer — ” W “. It is tension generator.. All the worries get initiated with ‘ w ‘. . Who Why What When Which Whom Where War  Wine Whisky Wealth Work Worries Woman & finally. . . Believe it or not ** WIFE ** and the most dangerous question […] Continue reading →

WOMEN are like Wi-Fi

WOMEN are like Wi-Fi – They see all available devices but connect to the Best one! . . . MEN are like bluetooth – No network required. – Pairs with everyone who is active. – When they are with u, they are connected. – When they are away they automatically SEARCH FOR NEW DEVICES ————————————–++++++———- […] Continue reading →

Two reasons for having 2 wives

Every time you talk to ur wife, ur mind should remember that……. ‘This conversation will be recorded for Training and Quality purpose ‘ ————+++++++———— An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives. A- Monopoly should be broken. B- Competition improves the quality of service.    If u have 1 wife, She fights wid […] Continue reading →

Michelle Obama Shows She Also is Smart

A MUST READ: One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president’s secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in […] Continue reading →