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English Husband Wife Jokes

Must read, simply hilarious: Banned from WalMart

(Wish I had his imagination and sense of humour!!) RETIRED HUSBAND                      After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – loves to browse […] Continue reading →

I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0

INSTALLING HUSBAND A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled another valuable […] Continue reading →

Whatsapp Marriage jokes and Forwards

Newly married husband saved wife’s number on mobile as ” MY LIFE ” Aftr 1yr: ” MY WIFE ” 5yrs: ” HOME ” 10Yrs: ” wrong number ” 25Yrs: ” Indian Mujahidin ”  -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+- A lion was getting married and all animals attended the weeding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion. […] Continue reading →