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English Husband Wife Jokes

When it comes to dealing with the wifes, even the Gods need some protection

Wife to Hubby: Darling. ..:D In pictures of Shiva-Parvathi,…. Shiva has a Trishool …. In Vishnu-Lakshmi: there’s Sudarshan chakra ….. In Ram-Sita: Bow & arrows…. ….but in Krishna-Radha pic Krishna holds a flute…. Why?….😇 Hubby: It’s simple honey… The three gods you mentioned first are with their wives….. That’s why they have weapons.. …:D Krishna […] Continue reading →

Husband wife jokes

A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind. Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat. The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat was all right. Her husband said: The cat just died. She burst into tears and said: How could you be […] Continue reading →

Husband wife jokes

Wife joins english speaking class. After few days. Wife : Welcome home darling. Husband : I m so tired today. Wife : Ok. Rest in Peace. :oops::oops::oops:😨😂😂😜 Continue reading →

Funny husband wife messages

. Must read💫💫💫💥💥 Husband & Wife – too good….. Just tooo goood.. This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force… Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.                              WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed.. I wrote your name […] Continue reading →

Master piece comedy

MASTER PIECE COMEDY😜 Husband & his wife went for Divorce at court. Judge : U have 3 kids…How will u divide them? They had long discussion with his wife & said ” Ok, sir We will come next year with 1 more” 😂😂 Joke doesn’t end here…. 9 months later….They got twins😜😝 Continue reading →

Husband wife funny messages

Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do you think I am… a gardener ? Wife: Can you fix the door handle ? Husband: What do you think I am… a Carpenter ? In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. Husband: Who did all […] Continue reading →

Funny jokes

: Dr gets a call… My husband just swallowed the Aspirins by mistake, what shall I do? Dr: “Give him a headache now, what else!” 😁😜😂 Continue reading →