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Loyalty Tests

Loyalty Tests… Test 1: Wife buys 12 underwears of same colour for hubby.. Hubby- Why same colour sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear. Wife- Which people Total silence. Test 2: A couple sees a hot girl.. Wife: So big, aren’t they? Husband: Yes Wife: Are they artificial? Husband: I think natural. Wife: […] Continue reading →

Unromantic Husband

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you! The […] Continue reading →

Bikers T shirt

An interesting Line written at the back of a sardar biker’s shirt: “If u r able to read this it means my wife has fallen off….please inform me..!” Continue reading →

I agree

Listening To your Wife…is like reading terms & conditions of a website. You understand nothing but still click “I AGREE”… Continue reading →

Huband Teaches How to Cook

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful … CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to […] Continue reading →

Whos the Boss?

BOSS hangs a Poster in his Office ” I’M THE BOSS, DON’T FORGET AND REMAIN IN YOUR LIMITS ” He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk: Your Wife called, she wants the Poster back at HOME…. Continue reading →